"Touch her butt, roll her blunts and tell her that she’s a cutie"

peregr1ne:

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him

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dinobot:

if i start talking to you about really stupid shit and im not trying to look intelligent anymore that means youve done it. obtained true trust levels. god tier friendship. 

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"If it was meant to last, it would have."

Red (Orange Is The New Black)

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